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Emperor Peony Upala Malkuth IX
09 April 2009 @ 01:06 am
[And here you have a video of Peony sitting back with his rappig, Jade, passed out on his lap. The little rapiggy has groovy flowers and peace signs painted all over him in an array of psychedelic colors. More importantly, Peony's taking hits from a nice, big, fat joint, which would appear to be making the room slightly cloudy. A tray is sitting to his left with brownies piled haphazardly atop it--most of them have been bitten into.]

You know, I was thinking... like, my room. It would be so great if I could paint it with all these far out things like I did to Jade. [Peony makes a vague swatting motion at the rappig as he takes another hit, holding it for a few seconds before exhaling. The video becomes obscured from the smoke for a few seconds, and coughing can be heard before you can see Peony again, just sitting there chilling out like a good stoner hippie.]

But, I'm all out of paint. They should just... give it out for free. It feels like the man is just trying to hold me back. I just want to express this creativity, you know? You guys get it, right? 'cause I mean, you guys... you're all pretty awesome.

[ooc: asdgklasjdgklsdg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Totally late with this, so let's backlog this post up! Sorry about this guys D8 Couldn't get to RPing before now, but man, I couldn't pass this up. /o/ STONER!PEONY BRINGS GREAT JOY TO MY HEART.]
Emperor Peony Upala Malkuth IX
01 April 2009 @ 08:25 am
[ooc: Cut for a naked Peony in a fridge wearing a bill, penguin arms, and flippers while pointing to canned coffee or something. You don't see anything ~*~*~*naughty*~*~*~ but you still probably don't want to click this at work :'D /o/]

I found this on the Network today.Collapse )

The Network is a strange and terrible place. I bet one of you newcomers are responsible for this.

...Honestly, I really don't know how to feel about this. I mean, a whole penguin suit would have been much better.

[MOAR OOC: I'm finally off hiatus! So, in celebration of this awesome event, I formally give you all permission to TROLL THE EVER-LOVING SHIT OUT OF THIS POST. Feel free to go crazy with spam, fourth wall breakage, whatever! LET'S MAKE THIS A CURSE DAY TO REMEMBER!]
Emperor Peony Upala Malkuth IX
[The video shows Peony sitting there across the room, lazily sleeping against his headboard while covered in varying shades of woven peonies.

After a few minutes, he begins to stir, looking groggy and slightly confused at waking up in an upright position. Reaching up to rub his eyes, he doesn't notice the peonies until his hand brushes against the crown of blossoms resting around his head. Peony fingers the wreath and pauses, blinking slowly a few times before pinching himself to make sure he isn't still dreaming.

Twitching from the slight twinge of pain, he then pulls a petal from his hair in order to examine it and looks down as another blossom falls to the floor. From here, his gaze shoots upward towards the door frame, which is now covered by a curtain of peonies. The empty sets of hinges seem to indicate that the door has been taken. Peony grumbles under his breath and grimaces as he swings his feet over the side of the mattress and stands, looking over his shoulder at the rustling sounds of the peony-cape moving behind him.]

...Dammit, Jade.

((OOC: Yup, Jade and Anise took all the doors while everyone was sleeping in addition to decorating the apartment (and Peony, for that matter) with peonies. /o/ This post is kinda late since I slept forever yesterday, b-but yeah. ;//////;))
Emperor Peony Upala Malkuth IX
24 February 2009 @ 05:54 am
[You're seeing a liiiiiiiiiiive video feed of Peony sprawled out on a sleeping bag looking pathetically into the camera from about three feet away. Seriously, he's just flopped out there clinging to a pillow. He's too goddamn lazy to even get in the bag. And... is that drool?]

...hey... guys? Could someone come here and get the remote? I don't really feel like getting up. ...I'm also pretty hungry, so it would be really great if someone could bring me some food. The door should be unlocked, so....

[blinks and stares]

I'm really hungry.

I want a sandwich.

[groans loudly into his pillow]

((OOC: Yep, Peony's caught himself a baaaaaaad case of the Sloths. /o/ SOMEONE, GET IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN AND MAKE THIS GUY A GOD DAMN SANDWICH.))
Emperor Peony Upala Malkuth IX
18 February 2009 @ 10:38 pm

About yesterday, I would just like to say that I'm so~ sorry. ♥ I'm sure none of you will take anything I said whilst under the influence of that unfortunate curse seriously, but I still feel the need to reiterate: I didn't mean any of that. My apologies to anyone whose heart I may have broken. ♥ ♥ ♥
Emperor Peony Upala Malkuth IX
17 February 2009 @ 05:24 pm
[sigh] I do miss my rappigs terribly. I've grown so accustomed to snuggling with them at night....

Would any of you sleep with me instead? ♥
Emperor Peony Upala Malkuth IX
11 February 2009 @ 11:11 pm
Well now, this most certainly isn't Grand Chokmah.

I can't say that this isn't a welcome change of scenery, but my darling rappigs must be wondering where I am right about now. Poor Saphir always cries when I'm not there in the mornings. His cute little nose even runs a bit when he cries—which is why I gave him that name, actually.

...I digress.

I'd be much obliged to anyone who could direct me to a consulate or at least tell me where I am.